An Open Letter to Canada

Dear Canada,

I like you, I do. I've never been to visit, but you seem very nice. That said, can you please stop sending your men to Texas to ask nice girls any form of the following question:

"Can I getta smooch?"

"Are we gonna smooch?"

"Are you gonna smooch me?"

The answer is, and always will be, "no". It's not that he wasn't cute, it's that he used the word "smooch" repeatedly. Do better next time.

Kindest Regards,


UPDATE: I ran 8 miles this weekend!
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If my obese ass can do it, you can too!