Welcome!

If you are here from Holly's blog, welcome to my wee corner of the interwebs. I hope you laugh a lot both with and at me. This post about me showing my ass to a total stranger is a popular place to start.

If you are here from Facebook, I love you so much. Thanks for reading about my life and making me want to write even when I have tons of work to do and I had to bring my kid with me to work today lest he infect all of the other kids at daycare with his chicken pox. I want to kiss all of you right on the lips. Maybe not ALL of you. Some of you though.


It's pretty awesome that he has the chicken pox. Especially because I also gave him a haircut last night, which is pretty much just like wrestling a squirrel on cocaine. He shit in the bathtub last night too. Homeslice has been quite a handful for the past 18 hours.

Today's Agenda: Elmo and The Lorax on Netflix. 

Also on the agenda: Double fisting crackers in the car and perhaps Chipotle for lunch.

You can see his chicken pox in exactly zero of the pictures I posted, but I promise they're there. Just a little on his face, mostly on his arms and mid section.

Funny-awkward picture time tomorrow. Today I just need some wine. Like the whole bottle. And a straw.

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  1. Okay, I've just spent way too much time not working and reading your blog. You are officially my new favorite blogger.

    Your little boy is absolutely adorable and I hope his chicken pox go away soon!

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    1. You rock my face right off. Thanks for that huge compliment! And thanks for well-wishes for my kiddo!

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  2. Oh my god!! You're hilarious!! Thanks for making me laugh!! I'll be reading you everyday!!

    www.loveandcrayons.com

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    1. Thank you!! Please tell all your friends.

      Hah, kidding. But being told that I'm funny is seriously my favorite compliment, so thank you!

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  3. Yay for new blogs...super cute! Sorry about the chicken pox...and the shit in the bathtub. lol :)

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    1. Thanks! Is it worse that he totally picked up one of his turds before I had time to get it or him out of the tub? Boys are icky.

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