Frisky Friday - Liebster Edition

What the eff is the Liebster Award? Googled it. Still not really sure. Whatev, I can roll with the punches. 

Basically bloggers who like your blog nominate you and there's no real winner. Damn. BUT it's more about discovering new blogs and shit, so welcome to paradise Nerky if you are here from Love and Crayons, where Jodi nominated me. Aw shucks, Jodi. 
Ugh, rules: 
- Answer the question the nominator set for you plus create 11 questions for the people you've nominated to answer. Alright. 11 is a weird number, but I'm flexible. That's what she said.
- Each person must post 11 random things about themselves. Shit, in addition to the 11 questions I have to answer?
- Choose 11 blogs and link them in your post. SHIT, 11
- Go to their page and tell them. We'll see.
- No tag backs! Or else I'm tellingggggg.

This shit's gonna be FUN on Frisky Friday. And also kind of a lot of work.

1 - What’s your #1 most played song on your play list?

Itunes tells me it's "Last Request" by Paolo Nutini, but there's no way that's right. Regardless, it's not as embarrassing as it could have been. Yeah I have some Bieber. What. Also, Ima be honest, I feel like kind of a huge hipster douchebag for giving that answer and not something mainstream. If the shoe fits, I guess.

2 - If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?

3 - What was the last movie that made you cry?

I teared up in "Les Miserables" but didn't cry like a wuss. I cry every time I watch "Up" though. Carl just loved Ellie so much.

4 - What is a necessity for you in the morning?

I brush my teeth before I do anything. Before I pee or get Mylo or weigh myself or anything. I just have to. Morning breath is yuck-a-tron. 

5 - What do you miss most about being a kid?

Swimming in the summer time. Swimming has completely lost it's charm now that I'm an adult. Laying by the pool, sure. Swimming? Ehhhhh.

6 - If you have 30 minutes of free time, what do you do?

Masturbate. Hah, just kidding. That only takes about 5 minutes.

7 - If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?

The cool gymnastics like on the Olympics. Judging by those girls though, I think my boobs are too big for that. And my muscles aren't scary enough. And I'm way too old.

8 - Whats your favorite outdoor activity?

Margaritas on the patio or anything on the beach.

9 - What is your favorite type of food?

Sexy-Mexi is my FAVE. Authentic or Tex-Mex, I love it all. Spicy and delicious.

10 - What is your favorite season?

SUMMAH. Except the days when it's 6000 degrees here, which is every day in the Summer. So maybe Fall.

11 - What is the last book you read?

I'm about to finish "Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim" by David Sedaris. I want his career. His and Tina Fey's. 

11 Blogs. Shit, I'm not sure I can come up with 11. I'm the new kid in school and only a few people have invited me to sit at their lunch table. 

On Wednesdays we wear pink all blog about a specific topic. Weigh in Wedensday. Womens Wednesday. So what Wednesdays. I clearly need a hump day topic.

MILF Blogs I like (um and I guess technically a couple of DILFs. And maybe some plain old ILFs.) - I'm sketchy on the rules for this part. Whatev, these are the ones I read regularly:

I'm pretty sure I just defeated the purpose of this whole thing by listing a bunch of already-popular blogs. WhatEV, rules are made to be broken. Not really, I'm totally a rule follower. Also most of those blogs are funny and make me lol like a fucktard at my desk, so you're welcome.

I'm not expecting The Bloggess to return my call. Although, we do have that one picture together so clearly we're best friends now.

My questions for you:

Also I answered them to kill two birds with one stone. Efficiency is my middle name. Not really, that would be a total fail on my parents part.

Who is your "free pass"? Adam Levine. David Tennant. Nathan Fillion. Justin Timberlake. The list goes on. I'm single, so it's not so much a "free pass" as it is "well, if the opportunity presents itself..."

What is your next fitness/health goal? If you tell me, I'll keep up with you. Tone up my stomach jiggles and lose 10ish more pounds so I look bangin' in a bikini this summer.

Have you ever stolen anything? Only accidentally. *wink* Just kidding, I was always a good kid.

What did you want to be when you grew up when you were a kid? An astronaut. And an ice skater. Or maybe the first ice skating astronaut.

What do you want to be when you grow up now? A writer. Like David Sedaris, Tina Fey, Mindy Kaling, Jenny Lawson, etc.

What was your sluttiest Halloween costume? Be honest. I've only done a "slutty" Halloween costume once, and I still think it was really clever. I was "girls gone wild" and basically I just had a black cloth that said "Censored" covering my boobies and one covering my hoo-ha and ass. I was like 19 and in that rebellious-I'm-a-fucking-adult-in-college phase. If I can find a picture I'll post it for #tbt sometime. It was before I got fat.

What are you scared shitless of? I'm afraid of heights because I have an irrational fear that I will fling myself over the edge of wherever I'm standing. It's completely ludicrous, but I seriously can't help it.

What is your secret talent? I'm really good at fooseball. Like, really good. 

Tell me a secret. I'm secretly kind of excited about Mylo's first curse word. I think he may have unknowingly baby-babbled "shit" already, but I can't wait for him to be all, "MOTHERFUCKER" or something.

Tell me a story from your childhood. My mom died when I was a baby and I was raised by my dad, and I have 3 older half brothers. No girls. One day I'll post about my bitchin' childhood. There was a lot of mud and no curfews. I know you're jelly.

Are you a neat freak? Uh, no. Not even close. I rarely make my bed and I really only clean if people are coming over.

BONUS: What's your if-it-didn't-have-calories-I'd-eat-that-shit-every-day food? Pizza. The toppings are irrelevant, I like them all.

I need to stop making ridiculous faces in pictures.


  1. Thanks for the shoutout, lady! I'm totally jealous that you got to meet the Bloggess. I love her, but not in a creepy way.

    Totally cry during the opening scene of Up, too. I can't help myself.

  2. Congratulations on your Liebster! Very Exciting =). My goal is to look outstandingly hot in the wedding dress I am sewing for myself, which means losing another 10 pounds or so and toning the shit out of my arms.

  3. I feel like we are best friends now...I totes love all your answers & would have a hard time coming up with my own that aren't basically the same, ha!! If I could stuff my face with mexican food and pizza every single day, I'd be so happy. And wicked fat.


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