My very first link up. Aw.

This is my first link up. I'm like a real-life blogger or some shit. Visit Holly's blog, she started it!

P.S. I didn't even know what a link up was until today. But I guess it's when someone posts some stuff and then other people (you) post stuff and go back to the original person who posted stuff and post a link to your stuff. It's almost like real life social interaction. The more you know.


1. People always tell me I have small ears and big boobs. At least it's not the other way around.
2. In the movie based on my life, I would write but not star in because I tend to hyperventilate and pass out when I'm the focus of a group's attention.
3. Typically, I end up regretting eating ice cream. It gives me the shits, but I love it so good.
4. I always ask to leave off the asparagus.
5. Kim and Kanye really need to just, I don't even care. LIGAF.
6. My Parents always reminded me to always leave a note. Not really. Any Arrested Development fans out there?
7. Every single day my kid slaps my stomach and laughs as my fat jiggles. It's great, no really. No, I'm not crying. There's just something in my eye.
8. This one time in College I was so drunk that I swam naked in the Mediterranean, peed in a parking lot with my professor, and passed out on a public bus in a foreign country. 
9. My grossest habit is picking at my toenails. 
10. My latest white lie was "Yeah, no, that Ed Hardy shirt is awesome. Totes legit." I feel dirty just repeating it.
11. I know all the words to "Gangsta's Paradise". I don't know what "a loc'd out gangsta set trippin' banger" is, but I like saying it.
12. When I grow up I want to be a writer. I guess I should start wearing hoodies covered in cheeto dust and anti-depressants in order to "dress for the job I want", right?
13. Sexy time is the delicious Adam Levine pic I posted yesterday. 
14. I will never, ever get back together. Or skydive. Or bungee jump.
15. I think it's hilarious when people make sex noises at the gym. 


  1. I heart your arrested developement quote!! "And that is why you should never leave the door open when the AC is on!!" Too stinking funny. I love your blog even more now ;)

  2. I used to totally belt out Gangsta's Paradise although for the life of me, I can't remember the name of the movie that it was from. Only that Michelle Pfeiffer was in it.

    I feel for you on #7 too. My 2 yr old thinks it hilarious to poke my stomach. And her hands are usually freezing cold, so she is giggling hysterically as I squeal in protest.

  3. I use to get my mom to shake her fat...and then I became an adult and realized that my fat shakes 10 times worse than hers. karma....

  4. sex noises at the gym are way too common..the face typically is an "on the verge" face too. thanks for linking up!

  5. Hi!! Found you through the link up! Haha..grunting at the gym is hilarious!!

  6. Hey! Coming from the linkup! You. Are. Hilarious. Kim+Kanye pic-epic. I never thought of that, ha! My kids like to tell me I have a fat belly. They're all, "aww, mama, you're fat belly is so cute." UGH
    Congrats on your Starbucks card! Now you can wear that cheeto covered hoodie in Starbucks while you blog & people will be all, "ooooh! she's a WRITER!"

    1. I seriously lol'd at your writer comment! You're not a real writer unless you're SEEN writing at Starbucks. Duh.

      I would have emailed you, but your email isn't linked to your name! :) Thanks for reading!

  7. You are HILARIOUS. Effin hilarious. Can't wait to read more!


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