Phallic Friday

Y'all. Okay. Y'all.


I wouldn't let my friend put this picture on the internet without me being able to explain it because I know you perverts. 


There are a lot of reasons why this picture is funny. It looks like my best friend is making that face because she's taking a picture where it looks like I'm essin' a d eating a frozen banana. Because that's all that's happening here.

Don't even lie, you thought it.

Get your mind out of the gutter, there's only room for one in here. Also please don't imagine me essing your d if you have one. I probably don't want to.

What really happened, is that she had no idea what I was doing. She made that face because she couldn't figure out my iphone camera and then accidentally took this picture.

The real reason it's funny is because that mirror she took the picture in is actually a two-way fucking mirror so all of the security team at Epcot watched us take this picture, laugh about how awkward it looks, and then I finished my penis-shaped food in what I thought was privacy, right up until a security guard came out and told us everyone in there was laughing at us. Thanks a lot, Epcot.

Moral of the story: Don't eat penis shaped food in front of a two-way mirror. Or any mirror, really. 

You're welcome.


  1. This is absolutely amazing. And hilarious. Huge bonus to the fact that it reminds me of Arrested Development.

    Stopping by from Holly's blog!

    1. Hello! Total fail for not including a "there's always money in the banana stand" reference. Or even "I'm having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich". How stoked are you for the new episodes coming out in May?! I'm pretty sure I could quote every line of the 3 seasons that are out.


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