Size 2. No, seriously.
I'm totally over the plague, except that I can't eat anything without feeling supah nauseous, but I can't not eat without feeling supah hungry and a little fainty. Wtf is wrong with me? Diagnose me, internets!
I feel like it's just that I haven't eaten a proper meal in so many days that my stomach is all, "wtf? nope."
What's kind of exciting about
starving yourself losing weight so quickly is that I bought these pants yesterday:
I should change all of my social media stuff to the same name, huh?
Nah, too easy.
I think they're probably sized incorrectly. Don't care, bought 'em. They were on clearance too, and it's not even my birthday!
Please don't starve yourself. I'm not doing it on purpose. I have a wussy stomach anyway, so when things go out of whack they go really out of whack. I even tried to drink those shakes for old people (Ensure I think), and still got really nauseous. It super sucks because I'm either hungry or barfy. Awesome.
For those of you worried that I'm gonna lose my curves because I bought a pair of size 2's, don't fret! Baby still got back.
Uh, and front.
Also, size 2 on someone that's 5'2" is different than a size 2 on a 6' tall super model. Also, holy shitballs I'm white. Sistah needs a tan, like yesterday.
You know what makes me feel better when i don't feel awesome? Looking at this picture:
I want to be her hands.