Frisky Friday: If you want to get into her pants...
Here are some failproof things to tell her:
Nope, not weird at all.
It's especially not weird that you opened with that.
By "not weird", I of course mean weird. Weird that he's still single, that is.
You could go a more subtle route:
Notice his super clever username.
I bet that guy totally has a six pack in real life. Totally. I bet he absolutely doesn't live in a creepy apartment in the sketchy part of town. Total panty-dropper.
Or you could keep it vague and mysterious:
A man of few words.
Talking is totally overrated. Sense of humor, schmense of humor. I'd much rather "cummulti" than actually get to know someone.