Frisky Friday: It's not the size of the boat...
...no it kind of is the size of the boat. And the motion of the ocean. Both matter.
Listen, I'm sorry if you have a kayak. I'm also sorry if you have a cruise ship. I'm sure you'll find someone with an adequate port for your vessel. Chin up.
Something I wish every aircraft carrier operator knew: You can't just rely on your size.
Something I wish every canoe paddler knew: You're gonna have to work a little harder in other areas. Develop a skill.
However, if you have a rowboat and you're not a douchebag, you're better off than the guy with a luxury yacht, just as long as your rowboat isn't pulling double duty as a speedboat. Actually, anybody with any size speedboat needs to pipe the fuck down. This is the kind of race where you want to come
Bottom line, if you're at either extreme end of the spectrum, you're gonna have a bad time. Otherwise, as long as your ocean motion isn't choppy and unpleasant, it doesn't matter if you have a pontoon or a houseboat. Nerk out.