Frisky Friday: Booty Callin'

We've all been there. I'm pretty sure I've both been booty called and done the booty calling. (And by "pretty sure", I mean definitely. It's happened. Both of the things.)

Oh, whatever. Like you haven't.

A booty call doesn't HAVE to be a stranger/acquaintance/fuck buddy. You can totally booty call your boyfriend. Or girlfriend. Or husband. Or wife. In fact, telling your significant other that you'd really like to blow their mind is pretty awesome, especially if it's in a way that you don't usually tell them, like via text at 1am. You go on witcho' bad self. Sex isn't everything, but it's SO important in a relationship, lest it turn into a relationshit. (Heyo!)

Booty calling if you're in a relationship makes your boo feel desired, which makes them feel sexy, which makes them more confident, which makes them want you more, which makes sexy time awesome. It's basically science. (As long as it's not ALL the time or pushy or annoying. Know the boundaries.) I'm really talking to my females on this one, when's the last time you initiated sex?

Plus, I bet it would catch them off guard. Sexy surprises are some of the best surprises. 


Booty calling outside of a relationship is trickier, but hey if that's your game then roll with it. May the force be with you and your booty. (And you should make sure you get tested regularly.)

Booty calling someone else while you're in a relationship is bad news bears. Cheaters never win, bro.


Someone I'd never booty call? An ex. I get it, though. It's familiar and you know what you're getting into. You don't have to worry about someone thinking you look weird naked because they've seen you naked lots of times. But why live in the past? I'll just use my hand, thanks.

Comments

  1. So happy to have the booty call option back in my life. Yay Friday!

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  2. hahahahaha. Can I just say that I look forward to frisky Friday every dang week? And on that note, I'm going to have to remind myself to booty-call that man of mine soon...

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  3. booty calls are my fav - until they get clingy!! hard to avoid since im such a cuddler! #gayboyproblems

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