Clearly it's because I'm female. I need a man to come handle this for me because I am merely a woman and I get uncomfortable and scared when I'm removed from the kitchen.
On a related note, I courageously trapped a gecko under some tupperware 4 days ago and the poor bastard is going to starve to death and/or suffocate because I have no idea what to do with him now.
Tuesday To Do List:
1. Find man to change light bulbs and remove gecko.
2. Burn tupperware.
3. Thank man with
shower sex a nice card.
4. Buy new tupperware.