As if

Hey, you know what's terrible? Everything that's trendy in fashion right now. Clothes can makes you look awesome, but they can also make you look homeless. It's a fine line to walk.

Question: WHY is 90s fashion back? Floral print didn't look good on our moms, couches or bedspreads back then, whythefuck would we want floral leggings now?

There's not an ass in the world that these will flatter.

Also a horrendous pattern? Aztec. I mean, really. Get it together, fashion world. When you scroll through the clothes on any trendy website meant for people who hope to stay forever at the age of 21, the models look like a mix between Boy George and my second grade teacher. (It's nothing against Mrs. Burke, but she did dress very 90s. But it was the 90s, so it was okay.)

Hey cool, overalls are in now. What are you, twelve? Unacceptable.

Because skinny, faux leather overalls flatter ANY body type!
Said nobody ever.

Other terrible choices:
- Cropped sweaters
- Unitards
- Washed out denim

And personally, I don't like chambray shirts, but to each her own. I feel like I'm stuck in Clueless. (Remember Cher's closet? WANT. Not the clothes, the rotating racks. Duh.)

It's nothing against the 90s, it's just that we already made all of these fashion mistakes. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.


  1. YES! As I've been seeing some of the new fashion trends, I was wondering what the hell was going on...flashback to my childhood. Sweet! Not sweet.

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  3. I couldn't agree more. The florals, oh the florals! What are they thinking?!

  4. LOL! Well said!! Especially about the floral pants!

  5. Amen to all of this! It's all absolutely hideous. I do not understand why anybody would want to rehash 90's fashion

  6. Totally agree! Can't believe how many people are drinking the kool-aid on this.

  7. Um, I already wore 90's fashion once, I do not need to wear it again. I totally rocked those overalls and Doc Martens though. Just saying.

  8. I just bought some floral pants for my daughter. Hey, they were on clearance for $2.95, and she is wearing them right now. :D BUT, you won't catch my arse in floral pants...even if they were $3! --Becky


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