Frisky Friday: The questions I didn't answer

Mama Laughlin and I did a hot mess express video a while ago we tried to pass off as a vlog, where we answered a few questions from y'all. I am, of course, using the word "answered" loosely. SO, because we're not assholes, Mama Laughlin recorded a video actually answering the questions hereMost of them were geared toward her beauty routine. How come you jerks don't want to know about MY beauty routine?


The only questions meant for me were related to my injury and how I'm gonna stay in shape for the next 3-4 months without cardio, which I talked about here and I'll continue to talk about as time goes on. (Two days down, 118 to go until I can run again!) And the other question was what I'm looking for in a man.

I feel like I've been over that quite a bit, too. It IS Frisky Friday though, so let's get on with it.

Real talk: This leg brace has me feeling decidedly less frisky. Or maybe it's the pain killers. Probably both.


The guy I'm looking for will make me laugh daily, and will laugh at my jokes too. We'll have a similar sense of humor and laugh at things together. We'll be able to joke around with each other.

He'll be cool with me having a kid. It's not like he has to jump in and be "dad" or anything. It's annoying when guys write me off for this reason.

He won't be condescending or a know it all. He won't hold me back. He will have things he can teach me, though. 

He will make good choices and he won't be a douchebag. He'll be smart. And nice. And polite. He will love his mother.

He won't be a wuss. If I'm tougher than you are about injuries or whatever, then I'm probably not interested. Sorry bro, grow a pair.

He'll be FUN. I don't want to go to fancy dinners. I want to go camping or rock climbing. (Okay maybe not right now, but once I get my leg back.)

He won't be a musician. I'm done dating musicians, for REAL.

He will be manly and outdoorsy. He'll know how to fix things (because I know how to break things)He will not try to "fix" me, though. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. Yeah, I have bad habits like how I let my gas get down to less than zero before I fill up. I'm a little bit messy. I don't take things seriously a lot of the time. I'm always 10 minutes late. If you're constantly frustrated with me about stuff like that, then we're gonna have a bad time. On the upside, I won't try to fix you either.

Bonus points if he can cook. 

He will be fit and take care of his body - that doesn't mean he has to be ripped, just that he's health conscious like I am.

So ladies, do you know anyone that fits the bill? Guys, are you single and not an asshole? Let me wow you with my awkward charm.

Comments

  1. Just wanted to say I love reading your blog and seeing your Instagram pictures! You crack me up!
    We totally share the same habits!
    1. My gas gauge was (4 miles to empty) when I pulled in the gas station this morning.
    2. I will more than likely be late to my own funeral. (Flat tire on the hearse, etc.) it could happen!
    3. My house was such a mess I had to clean all day yesterday just so it was clean enough for the plumber to come fix our sink...
    Hope your leg doesn't hurt too bad and gets better fast:)

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  2. I don't have a whole lot to add to the discussion save that the knee brace picture up top makes you look really really tall. Happy Friday!

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  3. I love that you know exactly what you are looking for... that's usually a sign that the right guy is just around the corner!

    I'm totally paranoid about the gas gauge. I pull into the closet gas station no matter what the second the light comes on. Ammon, on the other hand, will take it down to fumes. I'm always nervous we're going to have to walk a mile for gas because he hasn't filled up!

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  4. I know a guy that has had to deal with my lateness, driving my car on fumes, and bring messy or the most "disorganized organized person ever" as he says. So guys that can deal with that do exist, lol. Good luck weeding through the losers to get there though. I speak from experience! :)

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  5. I`m all what your looking for:)-Patrick

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