Frisky Friday: The Back Door

What do you do when someone knocks on your back door? Direct them to the main entrance or throw caution to the wind and let 'em in? 


On one hand, a door is a door and both lead you inside which, I think we can agree, is the ultimate goal. However, the front door is the front door for a reason and intended for heavy travel. The back door is more of an option B. Some may even call it an escape route.


But(t) on the other hand, going in the back entrance is a different experience. You can see things from a new perspective - new sights, sounds, etc. Mix it up a little. Take the road less traveled.


There are a lot of reasons one might be required to use the maintenance entrance, though. Perhaps the front door is under construction. Maybe Aunt Flo is visiting and leaving her mess all over the place. (Nobody likes that heifer.) Or maybe you don't give two shits and you plow through her mess. Who am I to judge.

Comments

  1. VERY well put, but for me....my back door is always on lock down...exit only. Perhaps I am a prude! Have a great weekend!

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  2. I have no words. Just sitting here giggling to myself.

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  3. I am always an advocate for taking the road less traveled. The butt hurt is worth it. ;)

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  4. Omg. I just spit my water all over the place. Lol

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  5. HAHA! I LOVE Frisky Friday's! My water literally came out my nose. Awesome post!!

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  6. Wowzers! I don't think I've ever heard anyone talk about penetration with this much tact and honesty before. I've never tried it, but more power to those who really enjoy it!

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  7. the funniest part of this frisky friday post is that the girls and I were just discussing this same topic yesterday! We all came to the same decision about the maintenace door. If he likes that door so much why doesn't he try it and see how he feels. I would bet $ my hubs would never consider the maintenace entrance again....just sayin!

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  8. My back door is closed so tight, that I got all the way through this post before I got what the topic was. WOW!!!!!

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  9. hahahahaha

    sweeping off the porch of the back door always makes me more aware of it's presence and viability as an entrance. Glad I am not alone.

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  10. Haha too funny, back door is nailed close buy let me tell you a story. My friend gave her hubby a little back door action on the honeymoon. She used lidocaine cream and he didn't use a condom. It fell asleep he didn't feel anything, poor guy couldn't enjoy it on the other hand she loved it.

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  11. I find girls usually only want backdoor on very special request, or if a guy talks them into it...lol its only porno glamorous if prior cleansing measures are taken..typically.

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  12. I almost spit my drink out! That door has been used for maintenance before, but it's since been closed down for good. Ha!

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  13. Sometimes I forget to close the back door when I drink too much, but the cold draft the next morning always reminds me before I even get out of bed...

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  14. ...and my husband wants to know why I am choking on my beer right now...

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  15. No words. Just laughing and some snorts. My back door is locked tight.

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  16. I mean here's the thing.. It is what it is. I trained my "back door" for a couple weeks and I don't HATE it... but it's not an every day thing.

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  17. Agree with Christi no words just cracking up

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