Frisky Friday: Nerkiest Men Alive

Earlier this week it was announced that my boyfriend Adam Levine is People's Sexiest Man Alive. In other news, The Queen is British and rock beats scissors.

I'm on board with the decision. I don't know who else is on the list because I didn't buy the magazine because I like to be as unprepared as possible when I have a post idea, so I made my own list. 

Nerky's Nerkiest Men Alive

Tom Hiddleston

Tom Hiddleston plays Loki in Thor and The Avengers and he basically made every female moviegoer need a fresh pair of panties after seeing him in The Avengers. Let's face it, no one gave a shit about Thor, so he went unnoticed until The Avengers came out and drew in a bigger crowd. Then he absolutely killed it in Thor 2, which was leagues better than the first one for lots of reasons.

Hey, speaking of Thor...

Chris Hemsworth

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, he's almost too muscular. Almost. Fun fact about Chris Hemsworth, he was also in Star Trek.

Hey, speaking of Star Trek...

Chris Pine

Day-um. He plays Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek movies, and I'd let him boldly go where no man has gone before. Wait. I'd let him boldly go where a few men have gone before. (That just doesn't have the same ring to it.)

Hey, speaking of time travel (they do that in Star Trek in case you're a total n00b)...

David Tennant

He plays the ninth (edit: TENTH - sometimes I forget things when I write super late. MUH BAD) doctor on Doctor Who and I'm pretty sure I'd be a way better companion than Rose. I mean, she's great and all, but I can put my ankles behind my ears. (Just kidding. Maybe.)

Hey, speaking of British nerks...

Andrew Garfield

He's a way better Spider-Man than Tobey Maguire any day of the week. I mean, look at him.

Michael Fassbender

Michael Fassbender played Magneto in X-Men: First Class, and it's one of my favorites of his roles. He's also known for showing all of his bits in "Shame", so I probably don't have to tell you what you'll find if you google "fassbendick". (WHAT. NO I DIDN'T. YOU DID. Okay I did. And it is.)

And lastly, a real life non-actor making the cut based solely on being a total BAMF...

Bobak Ferdowsi
Mohawk Guy

Y'all, he's a rocket scientist. With a mohawk. And he's good looking. He landed the Curiosity on Mars, no big deal. Way to make being nerky look cool, man.


  1. Nerk, I agree with every single thing in this post. (but fyi...Tennant was the 10th Doctor). :)
    Off to go find a cigarette and take a hot shower now.

  2. I'm *almost* embarrassed to be your friend. TENNANT is the 10th DOCTOR!!!! It's even in his name! 10-nant!

  3. Yeah big shock Adam is sexy. Love that Blake Shelton said that is why he drinks

  4. Yes please and... yes please. I loved your segways, too. And speaking of... being awesome, you are! (omg, that was so lame. Please still like me.)

    Good luck on your race this weekend!

  5. You spelled my name wrong. It's Chris PAYne not PIne.


    Also, Spock beats scissors, and you would make a fantastic Companion. Even I know this, and I've only seen a few episodes of Dr. Who. You would rock that role.

    1. Thank you!! I was afraid I'd be the only one to remind her that Spock beats scissors and rocks!

  7. I don't need to buy the magazine since you covered my prime picks as well. And bonus for the "Mohawk Guy" inclusion, he makes scientists cool (especially for the 9yr old boy in my house.)

    Adam, Thor, Cpt Kirk?
    I have found my favorite blog for the month! This should have been a 'thanksgiving special' blog post, because I'm very thankful for your post :)

  8. I just found your blog today, and I'm pretty sure that you're my spirit animal.

  9. Oh, I'm so glad I found someone else who loves my future husband, Chris Pine, as much as I do!

    Pretty sure I'm going to love your blog! :)


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