Yes, I'm nerdy. You knew that before you started talking to me. Thank you for calling me smokin' hot (more than once, even!), it's not generally how I would describe myself. It's too bad the compliment fell on deaf ears due to your continuous condescension. (Let me refresh you: "You're like, smokin' hot! But you're a nerd...") Is it cool to make fun of people for being in band in high school ten years after the fact? I wouldn't know, I don't hang out with bullies. Real talk, bro: People who give a shit about a person's social status in high school are not people I want to associate with, regardless of how muscular you are.
The real bummer is that you totally would have gotten laid. I mean, those arms. Goddamn.
But not anymore, your personality killed it. Are you used to girls chasing you because of your body? Let me tell you something: I have a nice body, too. I've worked hard for it just like you have. Unlike you, it's not the only thing I have to offer. Your insecurity is showing, and it's not a good look.
You mentioned that you couldn't bear thought of having just one vagina for the rest of your life, and that's why your longest relationship has only been 2 months. Well, you're right about that, in a way, because that is literally the douchiest thing I've ever heard from a person I've known for 20 minutes. Any woman with half a brain would see through you and run away. I mean, shit. You have to hide the douche within for at least a little while. It's like you're not even trying.
I'm sure you'll be fine. You'll find a hot blonde who doesn't know who Captain Kirk is and who is excellent at essing your D soon. I'm not that girl, and you'll never know whether or not I'm good at using my DSLs. (Thank you for calling them that, though. Definitely appropriate for a first encounter with someone.) Do you find it shocking that I'm not interested in you? That your shitty personality is a deal breaker? That YOU would get turned down by a NERD? My vagina will not ever be a problem for you. You won't have it ever, much less for the rest of your life.
Argo fuck yourself,