Friday, January 3, 2014

Frisky Friday: Love Yourself

Self love. It's the motto for 2014. And it was the motto for 2013. And half of 2012. Well, really it's been the motto since some point in my teens if we're being honest. Aw yeahhhhh.



You'll never be able to be fully loved by someone else until you learn to love yourself. Properly and thoroughly. And often. Ish. Not too often. You don't want to get dehydrated.



Oh come on, everybody does it. It's efficient and easy and once you become a pro you can do it anywhere. Not that I would know or anything.


I'd like to add "because I don't want to get out of bed yet" to the chart. It's also has tons of health benefits, like curing headaches. (Because everything you read on the internet is true.) NSAIDS are terrible for you, just rub one out and you'll feel better.



The long and the short of it is that sometimes you don't have a long or a short to work with, just your own hand.


Don't be sad about it. The plus side is that you get to be 100% selfish with your O. That's pretty legit. And don't forget:

7 comments:

  1. This post is awesome, and you are hilarious. It's possible that I just faked a coughing attack to cover up my laughter so I wouldn't have to explain the cause of my giggles to co-workers. Cheers!

    Laura
    Life of Laura

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  2. This is great and I totally agree with the headache cure!

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  3. Bahaha This is an awesome post! "You're somebody's reason to masturbate"! I love it! Aww sad face... using my own tears... hahaha ;)

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  4. Only you would post this and I love it. Thanks for the lolz this morning. :)

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  5. Hahahaha, I can sell you some Pure Romance and make it even THAT MUCH MORE awesomesauce!

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