Pink, it's not even a question

You know how you do that thing where you're watching tv late at night and messing around on your phone? You're probably looking at social media or news or pinterest, and eventually you run out of stuff to look at so you explore your b-string apps like maybe a game or something. In my case, I look at things on Amazon and read reviews which leads me to other things and yadda yadda yadda I insomnia-ordered a pink treadmill.

No lie.

It's this oneand the reviews are spot on. It's really only meant for short people because of the length of the belt, and I'd be nervous to use it if I weighed any more than I do (130-135ish), much less up to the 250lb weight max they list, but dat color doe. And how can you beat free shipping? I've started the path to making a real life Barbie dream house and I don't hate it.

Y'all, it's a pink treadmill. I mean, how could you NOT buy it immediately? 

Pro tip: I got a mat to put on the floor so it wouldn't scratch up the wood and I'm glad I did. It feels much sturdier/slip-proof that way. 

It's a basic (who you callin' basic?), inexpensive treadmill with zero frills aside from the color. It's perfect for someone like me who generally prefers to run outside but can't always fit it in my work/mom/life schedule because people generally frown upon leaving a toddler at home alone while I do a cool 7 miles around my neighborhood.

I spent a hunnit and fiddy dollahs on it (thanks, reward points!) and I would definitely buy it again based on what my needs are - the occasional indoor run when I have to, maybe once a week. Twice max. I also like that it's a cool conversation piece. I'm 5'2", so the short belt is fine for me. It's not high tech or fancy, and it's even a bit jilty (<-- new word for today) if you're just walking on it. I can't wait to catch up on Walking Dead next time I use it. Maybe I'll even finally watch Breaking Bad so I can be down on the 411 like the rest of the world, who knows. The first time I used it, I had to watch a shirtless, muscular, tattooed man do P90X3. What is that even about? (Just awful to see. Gouge my eyes out, why don't you.)

Long story short, you need pink treadmill in your life.


  1. I do think I need this. I bought a pink kettle bell just because it was pink, not because I needed the 18lb one, since I already own a 15 and 20 that are black.

  2. Angela (@Spamgela twitter and @Cookiemomster IG)September 15, 2014 at 6:57 AM

    i felt like a giant next to it


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