Frisky Friday: Fit
I totally have this person, y'all. For the record, I also have this person:
They are the same person, because balance. And also pizza is delicious. Don't even talk to me until you've tried bacon stuffed crust.
The thing is, I haven't always been on the same page fitness-wise in relationships, and that's hard. Oh, you don't like the way the hard baked eggs smell in the fridge? Looks like this isn't gonna work out because that's not going away since eggs are an excellent source of protein and an easy-to-grab snack. Gotta prot, bro.
Sorry I have to leave early/come home late because I'm at the gym. I mean, I'm not actually sorry because it's not fair to make me feel bad for that. Bye Felicia.
Oh, you don't pay attention to what you eat? First of all, what? Second of all, this isn't gonna work out, probably because you'll get annoyed by how much I pay attention to what I eat. I mean, it's only what fuels the body. Whatever.
And on the flip side, oh, you're not getting popcorn at the movies? You don't eat cheeseburgers, like ever? I don't want to live in a world where I am denied popcorn and cheeseburgers. You go forth and get abs, I'll be in line for a popcorn refill. Layer the butter, please.
Those last two sound a scotche contradictory. What I mean is that I eat healthily most of the time in order to eat unhealthily sometimes. I need a man who gets me. And also cooks healthy things for me. And I found one. It's nice to be with someone who is health conscious in the same way. It makes it easy to agree on meals and cheat meals and we also laugh at each other's fuckups, like that day I was 800 calories and 100g carbs over my daily limit. I ain't even mad, that day was amazing.
Cheers to good health and abs that are just hiding under a thin layer of totally worth it fat.