Hello there.

We made it through another holiday season alive, y'all. It's a crapshoot from November 1 - December 26. Only the strong survive. Sorry I took a wee little unannounced break there. It was blog or sleep and since I was only getting 4-5 hours of sleep per night (brown chicken brown cow), I chose sleep. Can we still be friends?

Raise your hand if you gained a couple (or twenty) pounds this season (timidly raises hand). Yeah. Fuckin' delicious treats and lack of exercise motivation (scoffs at nothing in particular but my own damn lack of self control - GET IT TOGETHER, BETCH). I've only gained a couple of pounds, but overall I just feel softer and unhealthy and like my blood is slowly turning into sugary sludge.

Probably has something to do with not getting enough sleep and eating my weight in my son's stocking stuffers. And going through drive-thrus while I was Christmas shopping. Quesarito, y u gotta be so tasty? Also, I am the WORST night time snacker. Give me allllll the carbs after 9pm. Give 'em. And hey there, irregular workouts. How's that 1-2 times a week going? Spoiler alert: I'm not doing awesome at the fit life right now.

Oops. I guess I'm human.

Now that the season of giving is over, who's ready to get selfish? It's time to make health looking good naked a priority again. I ain't about the jiggly lyfe, I've worked too hard. Y'all too. Did you feel good about yourself when you were bigger? I sure as shit didn't. I will not let that happen again. 


  1. Nerk, I'm with you. November til now has really sucked for me. I can count on one hand how many times I've exercised. Time to get my head back in the game. Let's not even talk about weight gain. Ok maybe I should put it out there. I'm going to blog about it later. But damn. I'm up 12 pounds. I'm dangerously close to being above 200 again. That will NOT happen.

  2. Angela (@Spamgela twitter and @Cookiemomster IG)December 29, 2014 at 6:48 AM

    yeah, didn't hit me as hard as i'd expected, woot. GOAL WEIGHT 2015 BETCHES!

  3. My wife and I call it "The Fattening", because it sounds like something out of a Stephen King cookbook, but we weathered it well enough and it's, as you say, "...time to make looking good naked a priority again."

    I believe this is where it's appropriate to say something like Woot Betches... Did I do that right?

    1. If Stephen King and Paula Deen collaborated on a cookbook, that would totally be the title.

      Did you fist pump as you typed "woot betches"? If so, then yes, you're doing it right.

      - Nerky

  4. As much as most of us try to prevent it, I must be science....like human nature that equates cold weather to the need to thicken up and bulk up (not in a good way). So this fight we have is just against nature. boo.
    Only the strong or idiots try to fight it. I haven't figured out which one I am yet.

  5. Oh my goodness yes. I am soft and mushy. My boyfriend bought me some new workout gear for Christmas and that's kind of inspired me to get back to it. I'm just kind of in a zone trying to figure out my goals or even if I have goals. I think that's been my main problem. I'm barely working out. It doesn't feel right and I'm kind of tired of continuing to start over again! So honey, I'm in the same boat as you. These damn injuries can kill a persons soul!!!

  6. We jumped back on the horse the after our last holiday celebration....5 days with horrible food and without exercise makes for a crabby me.


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