Knock, knock, knock, housekeeping

Y'all I need a housekeeper. That's not even what I was gonna write about, but I'd just like to put it out into the universe that I'd like to pay a person a reasonable wage in protein shakes in order for me to never have to vacuum, mop or dust again. (LOL like I even dust anyway.) Bonus points if this person brings me tea, handles my schedule, is British and gives me life advice.



I actually want to write about something that's been buggin' me for a while. I feel a disconnect with y'all and I dun like it. I try to respond to most comments, but I don't know if you prefer me to email you (if your email is connected to the account you use to comment) or reply in the comments section of the blog so I mix it up. What do y'all prefer? I like when you send me pictures and stories and ask me questions - I'm always gonna do my best to help. I know what it's like to have no effin' CLUE what to do when you're fat and hungry and your shins hurt from shin splints and you just want to be skinny, but dammit pizza is just so tasty. I still struggle with that, so at the VERY least we can commiserate about it. I did lose 70 pounds and have kept it off though, so maybe I'll have a tip (just the tip) you haven't heard before. My point is, email me! meg(at)nerkyblog(dot)com. My only requirement is that everybody is nice. Ain't nobody got time for negativity.

Another thing I want to say is I'm working on a new project and I'm excited and you should be too. Sorry that was vague, but you should just be excited regardless. You're alive and well and people love you and it might even be sunny outside, that's a total win.

Also, it has come to my attention that girls judge other girls eyebrows. That's a thing now. (Has it always been a thing?) I'd like to go on record as saying that I don't give a single fuck what your eyebrows look like and more than likely will never notice whether they are plucked or penciled or shaved off. I also don't give any shits what people think of my eyebrows because 1) they're amazing because they're mine and 2) um who cares. Why are girls so weird?


Comments

  1. You're seriously my favorite blogger. You're so real and I love it!! I have you bookmarked and click on you every day even if you don't post!! Keep being you.

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  2. You want me to fluff pillow? (What kind of hotel is this?!)

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  3. I need a maid too....maybe one day!

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  4. I must say I ♡♡♡ your blog it's one of my favorites. I've been reading for a little over a year! I'm excited to hear about your new project!!!!!

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  5. I too have your blog bookmarked and check on it daily. Keep on writing!

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  6. Personally, I like it when you respond to our comments here. It makes me feel...involved. :-)

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  7. did you see the eyebrow thing on @easybeingfat instagram account? she makes me laugh so hard. love your blog!

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  8. oh and you can reply to me anyway you please :-)

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  9. I need a full time housekeeper/cook too. Just keep writing, no matter how the response comes! We love ya Nerk!

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