New Nerky

Nerky got a facelift over the weekend! (Tell me if it looks weird on your computer, phone or tablet, k? Thanks.)  Too bad it's not a boob job, amiright? Speaking of boob jobs, you're welcome from Texas. 

Also speaking of boobs, have you ever had a gym rat tell you that you should do more chest focused workouts because it will make your boobs look perkier? Because I have. There's probably some merit to that, if you consider the muscle building up but,

One, what? We weren't even talking. Do you work here? Where did you come from?

Two, uh, stop being judgey about my breastases. Mind ya own.

Three, have you ever created a human inside you and then birthed and fed it with your bosom? No? Cool, maybe you should try that, and then go ahead and hit that chest workout hard, brah.

This is why I'm slowly building my fortress of swole-itude in my garage - so I don't have to talk to people at the gym anymore. Clearly I need to work on my RBF.

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  1. Good morning! I love the new look of the site? Did you do your own art work? I am trying to develop a watermark for my pages / videos.

    Anyway, I hope you have a great week and rock on!

    Joshua

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    1. Thank you! Yep, I did the artwork in Illustrator.

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  2. Looks great Meg although the header is a little fuzzy on my computer - love the new look though!

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    1. Ok wait, it looks fine now... weird! After I published my comment I scrolled back up top and it's clear and has all of the links which it didn't before...

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    2. Weird! Maybe it just had a case of the Mondays.

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    3. That's quite possible - looks great today!

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  3. Looks great from work (which is saying something, haha)!

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  4. Love the new look!!!

    and the remarks on boobage changes? spot on.
    I'm learning to dislike humans more and more lately...or I need to invest in more coffee.

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    1. Thanks!

      Coffee helps, but it doesn't change the fact that humans are....humans.

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  5. Ugh, I hate it when strangers feel the need to comment at the gym. One lady told me I needed a new sports bra, cuz my "boobs were flopping around like crazy." Thanks for that. Also, love the new look!

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    1. I feel like the only scenario where that is okay is if she's a sports bra salesperson and she's using the "make people feel awful about themselves" sales tactic.

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  6. Angela (@Spamgela twitter and @Cookiemomster IG)April 28, 2015 at 6:27 AM

    on fleek, b

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