Let's Vote!

Note: Is it too late to make my blog rainbowy? Has the moment passed? I've been going nonstop since Friday, so sincerest apologies for delayed equality rainbows. I'll leave it up all week to make up for lost time. What an exciting moment in history to witness, right? Listen, I don't care if you're gay, Christian, black, Asian, female, Jewish, Republican or Atheist. We're all people who deserve equal treatment under the law even if our personal belief systems differ from each other, and specifically, from lawmakers. High fives for steps toward equality! Now let's work on that glass ceiling.

Real post now:
I bought a bike, y'all. It majestic and white (like me, coincidence?) and now I need a name for it.

Bear just wants to lick the cardboard until it loves him.
He's old.

What do you think? I have to roll in the realm of Game of Thrones here. So White...walker? White...bike? White...peddler? No, those are LAME. My friend brought up Longclaw, aka Jon Snow's sword, but I cannot imply that I'm going for a ride on Jon Snow's sword every time I take it out. I just can't.

Not that I'd mind.

Snow is white. How about Jon Snow? Then every time I pass someone I can say "For the watch" and every time I have a flat or other problem, I can say "You know nothing Jon Snow".

IT'S PERFECT.

Except what about Khaleesi? My red bike is Queen B (B for BIKE), seems fitting that this one should be a Queen, too. When I pass people, I can say "Dracarys", and obviously I'd have to rig it to shoot fire out of the pedals. And when the shit hits the fan I can say "I'm not going to stop the wheel, I'm going to break the wheel" with a British accent.

It's tough, y'all. I need your help because this is very serious important business. In the spirit of 'Merica and democracy, let's vote!

What should I name my bike?

Jon Snow
Khaleesi
Poll Maker


We have time to vote since it's still in pieces in my living room, because out of all of the choices in my allen wrench set, the one that's missing is the one I need. Figures.

Bike: Deconstructed

Imagine it much more regal. And whole. Now VOTE because it's fun! If you have a better and more awesome name, leave it in the comments. 

Comments

  1. Lol at the whole bike naming process. If it had been an option, I'd have voted for Longclaw. But "you know nothing Jon Snow" is always a winner in my book. Although I'm not entirely sure that, "I'm going for a ride on Jon Snow" is a whole lot better than "I'm going for a ride on Jon Snow's sword."

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    1. You have a valid point. Maybe "taking Jon for a ride"? Is that better? No? Okay.

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  2. I'd name it winter- that way as you're about to pass people you can say "winter is coming"

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    1. LOL and then if she takes a spill, she can say "winterfell"

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    3. I LOVE THAT. Y'all, vote here if you like "Winter"!

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  3. Angela (@Spamgela twitter and @Cookiemomster IG)June 30, 2015 at 2:54 PM

    YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU WERE NAMING IT WHEN I WAS THERE SUNDAY AND I WOULD HAVE TOUCHED IT TO SEE WHAT CAME TO ME

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