Valentimes

Tis the season of being aware of your relationship status. My spawn and I drove by a grocery store with a tent outside with all the flowers in it they plan to sell over the next few days and he said, "Mommy, what's in the fort?" And I told him it was flowers that people buy for their valentines and he said, "Mommy, we have to go there to get you some!"

Be.
Still.
My
Beating.
Heart.

I made valentines for his class party like I always do, only adorbser (Adorbser? Sure.) because I'm too gangsta to buy the boxed kind.


But the best part is the back.
Heh, get it? Because it's the back.

I attached them to fruit snacks for his V-day party, done and done. Cheap, easy, cute. (That was the tagline on my dating profile too.)

I'm selling printables for fie-dollah-make-you-hollah if you need a last minute personalized valentine. There are other choices too! Send an email to meg(at)nerkyblog(dot)com with your kid's name and which one and I'll send you a paypal link and pdf quick like lightning. I gotta earn more bread to support my increased need for Starbucks now with all the spawn I married into.

As far as my married relationship status, he's taking me to Red Lobster. JK we're watching The Walking Dead, because duh. I mean WHO IS NEGAN AND WHY IS HE SO MEAN? Also we're seeing Deadpool tonight at 11pm because we're pretending to be younguns that can stay up til 1:30-2am and still be productive at work on Friday. This brings me back to my increased need for Starbucks and to generally make better choices. Deadpool will probably be worth it though, amiright?

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  1. We're going to see Deadpool for Valentines day and celebrating our relationship on Sunday with the return of TWD and a large ass steak.

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    1. A large ASS STEAK or a LARGE ASS STEAK? I need to know.

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  2. TWD episode was craziness! All the profanity coming out of my mouth it's a good thing I was home alone! Deadpool was great too!

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    1. SO MANY THINGS IN TWD! And yeah, Deadpool was SO GREAT!

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  3. TWD episode was craziness! All the profanity coming out of my mouth it's a good thing I was home alone! Deadpool was great too!

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